This is SO cool that I just had to share.
I’m just imagining all the out-of-state college freshman, their first night at Cal, all excited to be sleeping in their dorms for the first time.
Yes, WELCOME TO THE BAY AREA OCCASIONALLY OUR GROUND IS NOT A RELIABLE/COMPLETELY SAFE SURFACE.
if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to mess with people
NO DONT DO THAT
And so the world fell to it’s knees.
I love this post.
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
fun fact! what’s commonly known as ‘period’ or ‘menstruation’ is actually monthly blood sacrifice to the gods so that they will bless the females with gifts of beauty and the knowledge of witchcraft which makes it easier to feed on and manipulate their source of energy aka the male soul
SHHH YOU’RE LETTING OUT OUR SECRET, ASS WIPE
Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
can’t decide what i want to be for halloween…slutty nurse? slutty police officer? slutty 14th century black plague doctor? to o many options….
I ACTUALLY REALLY WANNA BE A PLAGUE DOCTOR
OMFG HOW CAN YOU BE A SLUTTY PLAGUE DOCTOR OMFGKJAFIQAFI
you show your ankles
I CHOKED ON MY SODA